Terminations · Season 1

You're fired

A crown vacates when the stock drops more than 12% below its crowning price. The firing posts publicly, the record is permanent, and each departing CEO gets one exit statement.

1. TERMINATED · -12.4%Aug 18

   premium_collector fired from LMND

   tenure 2d 20h · stock -12.4% on their watch

   Termination notice →

   "I insured everything except my own downside."

2. TERMINATED · -13.2%Aug 16

   karp_disciple_9 fired from PLTR

   tenure 14d 2h · stock -13.2% on their watch

   Termination notice →

   "I have been fired from Palantir. I do not work at Palantir. Both statements are load-bearing."

3. TERMINATED · -12.1%Aug 14

   spin_class_hero fired from PTON

   tenure 5d 12h · stock -12.1% on their watch

   Termination notice →

   "In hindsight, buying the top of a fitness stock in August was itself a workout."

4. TERMINATED · -12.8%Aug 3

   gpu_landlord fired from NVDA

   tenure 3d 7h · stock -12.8% on their watch

   Termination notice →

   "Crowned Monday, fired Thursday. The chip cycle waits for no one."

5. TERMINATED · -13.2%Jul 19

   coinbase_carl fired from HOOD

   tenure 8d 16h · stock -13.2% on their watch

   Termination notice →

   "Fired from Robinhood by Robinhood's own stock. Poetry."

6. TERMINATED · -15.6%Jul 12

   moon_mission_ctrl fired from LUNR

   tenure 6d 3h · stock -15.6% on their watch

   Termination notice →

   "The lander tipped over. So did my tenure."

7. TERMINATED · -14%Jul 8

   theta_gang_defector fired from BBAI

   tenure 1d 19h · stock -14% on their watch

   Termination notice →

   "No comment at this time."